Monster pickhem

When the times
Are tough the rhymes are rougher its up to the road for your don't even know what you could do with Topher baby yeah I'm bout to lay it out on the road and run over it with my toe you know I lay it down so tired yo wanna get with me but then you want to get into a fight I don't think so bro why I buy and I don't bite my tongue fight and I don't bite my tongue when I ignore this eclectic trick insight into your mind when you hear me rip my bra yo wanna come with me but I'm somewhere what you lookin and you can't find me I don't even care I'm not there I'm somewhere else you can't find me if you tried to you would lose your bearings and you would not be carried where is here or there or what is this or that and when why we don't know the flow does it stop but it only goes and Here I am twinkle in my toes that's right on so feeling alright the way I got these flows for my hoes at my bros and my bros know what's going on with my bro I'm always on I'm on time

ADVANCE

ADVANCE

ADVANCE by TopherPUSA

IDEAS OF MY RHYMES YOU'LL HAVE TO EXTRAPOLATE
OR CREATE, OR THEY'LL EVAPORATE IN THE AIR
SO MAKE SURE YOU HEAR THE WORDS I MAKE SO CLEAR
RAPPER OF THE YEAR, KNOWN TO BE SERIOUS
I GET DELIRIOUS ON THE MIC, WE HAVE A FIGHT, I BITE
IT RIPS THE WORDS THE I WRITE WITH MY MIND AND SPIT OUT MY URN
CUZ WHAT COMES OUT IS ONLY ASHES IT'S SO HOT IST'S FLASHING
IT'S UP IN A FLASH FIYA BURN YA BRAIN, INGRANE THIS SAYING INTO YOUR SOUL
YOU'LL BE SAYING TIL YOUR OLD, I'LL BE LAYING ANOTHER RECORD GONE TRIPLE GOLD
THE LYRICS I SPIT BOLD, WORDS THAT CAN'T BE SOLD, CUZ NO ONE ELSE CAN SAY
I SELL YA A LICK TO LISTEN TO CUZ IT GLISTEN BLUE
GOLD RED YELLOW AND BLEED BURGUNDY MAROON ORANGE SILVER BLACK AND WHITE BROWN AND GREY
YOUR RACE I LACE WITH MY BLOOD CUZ I PLANT A SEED WITH A SOUND THAT I SAID
CUZ IT GETS INTO YOUR HEAD AND COMES A PART OF YOU
CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY EXTENSION CHORD
AND NOW I'LL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA ISN'T IT?
I PROBABLY HAD A GOOD IDEA ONCE OR TWICE, COUPLES TIMES, SHIT MAYBE THRICE
BUT ANYWAYS I JUST LET IT RIDE CUZ I GOT THE UH, I'M THE KIND OF GUY THAT FUCK
DAMN I SHOW IT, SO LET ME GET GOING WITH IT, HOLD ON, GOTTA COME BACK
ONE TIME FOR YOUR MIND, BUT I'M ON MY GRIND
SO I GOT ALL THIS KINDA WORK, AIN'T NOBODY HEARD BEFORE
YO YO YO YO YO YO
I LOSE IT, I USE THE BLUES THAT ARE IN MY VIEWS
AND CHOOSE NEW WAYS TO AMUSE THE CONFUSED MASS MULTITUDES OF FOOLS CHEWING UP THE NEWS
THAT I'M TERRIFIED OF CUZ EVERYTIME I LOOK IN IT I SEE A TERRORIST BLOWN HIMSELF UP IN THE UNDERGROUND
BUT I'M LIKE DAMN I DONE DID THAT BACK ONE DAY WHEN I CAME AROUND BREAKING IT DOWN
NO ONE ELSE CAN SAY
I SELL YA A LICK TO LISTEN TO CUZ IT GLISTEN BLUE
GOLD RED YELLOW AND BLEED BURGUNDY MAROON ORANGE SILVER BLACK AND WHITE BROWN AND GREY
YOUR RACE I LACE WITH MY BLOOD CUZ I PLANT A SEED WITH A SOUND THAT I SAID
CUZ IT GETS INTO YOUR HEAD AND COMES A PART OF YOU AND NOW I'LL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU
AND THAT'S THAT, AND THAT'S THAT, AND THAT'S PHAT, WHAT UP BABY

LIFE'S RIGHT by Topher

LIFE'S RIGHT

LIFE'S RIGHT by TopherPUSA


TO BE ALIVE
LIFE IS GOOD

I'VE BEEN ENJOYING THE HELL OUTTA LIFE
I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HAPPY
THAT'S HOW I ROLL YO
HOW I ROLL
I LIVE THE MOST CHILL LIFESTYLE OUT OF ANYONE I KNOW
HELLO, WHOOOOWOOOWOOH FIIIINE ASS

LET ME TELL YOU HOW GOOD I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
OH WAIT, THERE'S NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE
BUT I WILL
YO THIS LIFE'S LOADED WITH EXCITEMENT
MAKES EVERYDAY VIBRANT
I'M JUST A GUY WILING
BOUNCIN ROUND STYLING
I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE HAPPY
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
ALWAYS BEEN HAPPY
GOD BLESSED THE HELL OUTTA ME
I'M LIVING LIFE
BETTER THAN THE DESIGNER COULD EVER IMAGINE
BY THE GRACE OF GOD I'M ALIVE LIVING HIGH
DAMN I AM SO MAXXED OUT
FEELIN SO FUCKIN RICH YO
FEEL I HAVE LIFE
ROCKING OUT RIGHT YO
LIFE RIGHT YO
LIFE ROCKING JUST FLATOUT RIGHT
I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SHIT
I GOT IT TAKEN CARE OF
I'M SHARING THE LOVE
I'M TEARIN IT UP
I WANNA DO SOMETHING
STILL GOT THINGS TO CHASE
I WANNA DGO AFTER IT
I DON'T NEED TO
IT'S JUST RIGHT HERE

LET ME TELL YOU HOW GOOD I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I GOT IT
STILL I'M LIKE
GIVE IT, FUCK, LET ME MAKE IT, LET ME TRY HARDER
LEMME DO MORE, WORK SMARTER, BE BIGGER, STAND TALLER, GROW STRONGER
BUT I DON'T NEED TO
I GOT THIS
I'M TAKEN CARE OF
I'M SET
JET FUCKING SET
WITH FUCKING MY BEST FUCKING LIFE
FUCKING BEST FUCKING LIFE
AHHHH OHHH HAHA SHIT
LET ME ROLL WITH IT DAWG
LET ME ROLL WITH IT
NON STOP
KEEP THIS GREAT FEELING GOING
GONNA LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT
ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND EXTEND THE CLOCK
I'M MAXING EVERY TICK AND TOCK
TO THE FULLEST
MY LIFE'S THE FURTHEST FROM THE DULLEST
LIVING IT UP
WITH FUCKING MY BEST FUCKING LIFE
FUCKING BEST FUCKING LIFE
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE THE PERSON I AM
TO BE A PART OF SUCH A WONDERFUL FAM
THAT'S HOW I ROLL
I LIVE THE MOST CHILL LIFESTYLE OUT OF EVERYONE I KNOW

SATISFACTION GUARENTEED
FULLFILLING EVERY NEED
ROCKING WITH THE GODSPEED
THERE JUST AIN'T NO STOPPING
ALWAYS GOT IT POPPING
LOVING LIFE WHILE LAUGHING
SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO FOR SOMETHING MORE
I DON'T NEED TO
IT'S RIGHT HERE
COMMANDING THE CHANCE
TO EXPAND EXCELLENCE
WITHSTAND DEFIANCE
EXPAND COMPLIANCE
UNDERSTAND SCIENCE
BOAT FLOATIN
CRUISING IN THE OCEAN
CUZ IT'S SO WIDE OPEN
GET LUCID WITH THE MOTION
I'M SAILING ON THE SALTY SEAS
CRUISING
SPINNIN ALL AROUND THE WORLD
THE GLOBE IS MY HOME
THE WORLD IS MY GIRL
IMMERSED IN THE EARTH
DAMMIT PLANET DYNAMIC
GOT ME TO BE A MANIC ROMANTIC
I'VE BEEN ENJOYING THE HELL OUTTA LIFE
I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HAPPY
THAT'S HOW I ROLL YO
HOW I ROLL
I LIVE THE MOST CHILL LIFESTYLE OUT OF ANYONE I KNOW
WITH FUCKING MY BEST FUCKING LIFE
FUCKING BEST FUCKING LIFE
LEMME LEMME LEMME TELL YOU HOW GOOD I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'M ALIVE
LIVING HIGH
COMPLETELY SATISFIED
I'VE ARIVED IN PARADISE
THIS PLACE REMARKABLY NICE
DAMN I AM SO MAXXED OUT
FEELING SO FUCKING RICH
YO
FEEL I HAVE LIFE ROCKING OUT RIGHT
YO LIFE RIGHT YO
LIFE ROCKING JUST FLAT OUT RIGHT
I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SHIT
I GOT LIFE TAKEN CARE OF
I'M GONNA LOVE IT
AND LIVE IT
LIVE IT
LIVE IT
LIVE IT
CUZ IT'S SO GREAT
TO BE ALIVE
LIFE IS GOOD

-t.p.

VISIONARY by Topher

VISIONARY

VISIONARY by TopherPUSA

WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN
MY BRAIN IS RAINING.
THANKS FOR MY THOUGHTS.
I SEEM A BIT DISTRAUGHT.
BUT I COME THROUGH WITH RAPS THAT ARE HOT
HYSTERIA IS MY TRAGEDY.
BUT I'M LAUGHING LIKE IT'S A COMEDY
EXPRESSING MY DEEP THEORIES
WITH SIMPLE IMPECCABLE ARTISTY
A TIGHT AMBIGUOUS INSIGHT
TAKING YOU DOWN MULTIPLE ROADS
TO SHOW YOU THE LIGHT

MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE THINGS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE THAT I DO

I'M OUT TO OFFEND ALL OPPOSING DISPOSITIONS
YOU BETTER GET OF
OR RESPECT MY STANCE AND MY POSITION
CUZ IT'S MY MISSION TO BRING MY DREAMS TO FRUITION
I'LL PRETEND YOU DON'T IDENTIFY AND WON'T CARE IF YOU LISTEN
TO WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING WHEN I'M LOST IN A FLOOD OF THOUGHTS
BUT BE FINDING MY MIND
WHILE I'M DRAINING MY BRAIN
UNTYING THE KNOTS, START SAYING A LOT
CONNECTING THE DOTS WHILE CONSTRUCTING A BOX
CRUSHING IT FROM THE TOP CUZ I'M DROPPING IT HOT
SPITTING SPINNING TWISTED LIT
GETTING ABSTRACT WITH MY WIT
SPLITTING FACTS IN HALF
DIVIDING THE TRUTH
WHILE I SPIT RAP IN THE BOOTH
OPENING EYES
WITH RHYMES I OPITIMIZE
COME INSIDE MY MANMADE MADMAN MIND
TO EXPERIENCE EXPLOSIVE EXPLORATIONS EXCITING TO ME TO FIND
MAYBE SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE THINGS FROM THE PERSPECTIVE THAT I DO

I GOT ALL THIS PERIPHERAL VISION
I'M SEEING EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE
IN PERSON OR IN PICTURE
FROM A DISTANCE OR UP CLOSE
AT AN ANGLE
STRAIGHT ON
OR FROM THE SIDE
PROFILE
COULD BE BEHIND UNDER OVER
MAYBE I GOT BROWN BLUE GREEN OR BLACK EYES
I'M SEEING EVERYTHING IN AND OUT
UP AND DOWN
ASIDE FROM SAYING WHAT I SEE TO PROVIDE AND INFLUENCE OF THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD HEAR IN YOU MIND
THIS VOCAL INPUT IS MEANT TO BE REAL WISE
SO YOU CAN PAINT A PICTURE YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES
SO IF YOU THINK I'M SINGING LOUD CRIES, KNOW THAT I'M CHILLIN, BREATHING OUT SIGHS
THAT'S IMPLYING THAT I, DON'T EVEN REALLY TRY
I CAN SAY SOMETHING ANYBODY'S NEVER SAID, THINGS THAT HAVEN'T EVEN ENTERED PEOPLE'S HEADS
BUT I GOTTA SAY MORE STUFF
STUFF PEOPLE CAN RESPECT
AS OPPOSED AS IF I WAS TALKING AND I DIDN'T HAVE A NECK
FLOATING QUOTES OUT MY MOUTH EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO THROAT
AS IF IT WAS SOMETHING I NEVER SAID, MAYBE JUST SOMETHING I WROTE
CUZ I CAN ALSO JOT THOUGHTS FROM ANY PERSPECTIVE
EVEN ONE I'M NOT COMING FROM
SO I CAN TAKE A STANCE I WOULDN'T ORDINARILY TAKE
I CAN MAKE MAD MOVES I WOULDN'T ORDINARILY MAKE
HERE I GO
BREAKING THROUGH BRICKS NOT MATTER HOW THICK, I'M RIPPED
TEARING THROUGH AN EPIC SONNET OR TONGUE TANGLIN TANGENT
DAMN MY MIND IS FUNNY, CUZ ANYTIME IT GETS FULL, IT'S START SHITTIN' BULL
IT'S A FAULT OF MINE, I HATE TO ADMIT
BUT I JUST ACCEPT IT, AND KEEP SPITTIN THE WIT

WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

MY RAPS NASTY by TopherPUSA

MY RAPS NASTY



FUCKIN SUCKA
I'M TO THE TOP WITH MY WORK
WHEN I SAY WORD
I RIDE AROUND
WITH A FILTHY FLOW
OF GRIMY RHYMES

MY SHIT IS VULGAR
UGLY
OGRE
DISGUSTING
REPULSIVE
CUZ I'M COMPULSIVE
FOR RAPPING BULLSHIT
I GET DIVULGENT
PLUNGING INTO HUNDREDS
OF GRUNGY DUMB (FUN) LINES
THAT I RUN OUT OF MY MIND
TIME AFTER TIME
GETTING ON MY GRIND
TO RHYME
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
MY RAPS HAVE GOT A PUNCTUATION
THAT'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN
IMPROPER PRONUNCIATION
YAPPIN WITH ANNUNCIATION
I RAP RAMBUNCTIOUS BRAZEN
CANTANKEROUS PHLEGM OOZING
KNOCK YOUR DONK, BREAKIN THE SKIN
PUKE POISON IN THE ABRASION AS I FLOG
WITH MY VERBAL BLOG
ROCK REDONKULOUS
QUIT HATIN BITCH
YOU KNOW I'M THE SHIT
I COME WITH IT
I'M PLENTY DIRTY FILTHY
CUZ I RAP WITH NASTY LAUGHTER
PLUS I'M PLASTERED
VERSES BOMBED WITH SHITTY CURSES
HOPE YA HEARD BITCH
WHEN I RIP THIS FILTHY FLOW OF GRIMY RHYMES
YOU KNOW WHAT DOESN'T SHINE
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE
CUZ I REALLY FUCKING LOVE TO CURSE
ATTEMPT TO INSERT ONE IN EVERY VERSE
IN MY DOMEPIECE
I GOT AN OBSCENE DEMON
SCREAMIN UNCLEAN THINGS
HEAVILY BREATHING WHILE SLOPPILY TALKING
I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT NOT TO USE SWEAR WORDS
BUT I'M KINDA LIKE A PARROT BIRD
REPEATIN SHIT I HEARD
RAPPER CRAPPIN DIRTY WORDS LIKE
SKEAZE SLEAZE
RUST DUST
SCUM DUNG
GUNK MUCK
ICK HUMP DUM
BITCH SLUT
FUCK CUNT
CUM NUT
CHUMP HUMP
SUCK RUMP
EH YOU GOT A CIGARETTE? NO?
YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
I GUESS IT'S LIKE I GOT TERRETZ
I JUST GO AHEAD AND BLURT
NEVER REHEARSE
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
MAKE ME
A CYNICAL SUBLIMINAL CRIMINAL
ROBBIN YOU OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH
CUZ I'M TOXIC TO YOUR BRAIN
NOW YOU'RE A BIT INSANE
GIVIN YOU HELL
CAUSING YOU PAIN
MAKING YOUR MIND STRAIN
JUST TO THINK OF MY NAME
BEST PLAYER IN THE GAME
AND YOU'RE JUST GETTING PLAYED
I'M THE MANIAC THAT SATAN SENT BACK
HE TOLD ME HE WANTED ME TO
BREAK A FEW MORE BACKS
RAPE A FEW MORE TRACKS
COME CRUDE SMACKING CATS
WITH A RUDE BABBLE AXE
SPOOK THE STUPID DOUCHEBAGS
ABUSE EM WITH A PURE PUTRID SCAT
BRUISE EM BAD WITH A VISCIOUS SLAP
GET THE PUBLIC CHUBBY FAT
GRUBBIN ON RUBBLE SYNTAX
SO GROSS EVERYONE GAGS
TOLD HIM I'LL HANDLE THAT

NOW MY LIFE IS A HIGHWAY
I GOT THE PEDAL MAXXED
AND THOSE ARE THE FACTS
DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING
BUT I SURE AIN'T SLOWING, AIN'T COMING BACK
I'M OUT TO COVER HELLA GROUND
I MIGHT ROLL THROUGH YOUR TOWN
I WILL STOP TO LOOK AROUND
COULD BE LOOKING TO HANG OUT
FUCK AROUND
GO ALL OUT
SCREAM AND SHOUT
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
MAKE ME OUT TO BE A PREPOSTEROUS
IRRATIONAL POMPOUS PEST
WITH A ZESTY WAY OF SPITTING
THE MOST GROTESQUE MESS EVER EXPRESSED
PLAYA
YOU KNOW I LET IT RIDE
CUZ I DON'T LIKE TO HIDE
ON THE INSIDE
SO I LET IT OUTSIDE MY MIND
AND LET IT COME OUT MY MOUTH
CUZ BITCH
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE TO SAY
IS WHAT I LIKE TO THINK THAT YA HEARD
OR THINK WHAT I SAY
IS SOMETHING
THAT I DON'T CARE
IF YOU LIKED IT
WHEN YOU HEARD IT
WHEN I SAID IT
WORD
IT
CUZ I WORD IT UP
G
TO THE PLAYAS AND THE CHICKS
HOOKED ON MY PHONICS
LOST IN MY MATRIX
WHEN I'M SPITTIN THE BASICS
TOP HOT PYROTECHNICS
FLEX THIS
COMPLEX CONCEPT
WRONG AND RAW SHIT
PUDDLES OF MUDDY SPIT
UPCHUCKING CRUDDY WIT
SO SICK AND YUCKY I VOMIT
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
GOT A FILTHYNESS THAT CAN'T BE CLEANS
BECAUSE THEY CONTAIN STRANGE STAINS
INSANE RIDICULOUS REMARKS
REGARDING RAVING RAUNCHY RIFTY
RANTING REALLY IRREGULARY
BANTERING HECTICLY
DELIRIOUSLY DANGEROUS
SERIOUSLY SCANDELOUS
EVEN DECIEVING
DOPE DELICIOUS QUOTES
THAT END UP DESTROYING DA DOME
DESECRATE A GREAT STATE OF MIND
DECAPITATING WITH CAPTIVATING
PIMP SLAPPING STATEMENTS
AND DIGGING DITCHES DEEP
AND THROWING IN DEADBEAT BITCH CREEPS
WHEN THEY GET KILLED BY THE ILLS OF
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS MY RAPS
OOOH OOOH OOH
I AM SO NASTY SON

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Hanky panky spank stank skanks. Thanks.

It's been a year since I wrote and published a blog?  Wow, that's freaky isn't it?
 Well what's swell is the The sickness I sell, the quickness I melt.
Talking's cheap, so if you're broke, you can still do that and it won't cost much.
If your rich you pay people to shutup.

Anyways I'm starting to blather on now about nothing very serious.

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I SAW THEM PLAY AT SULLIVAN HALL AND THEY HAD EVERYBODY GROOVING.

CHECK OUT THIS TIGHT JAMBAND.

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I size up what I'm going up against.

I say you underestimate me.
You're good at the puzzles deal?
Put me together piece by piece.
Take this piece of gibberish as well as that piece.

I've got the poetry part covered.
It's yet to be unveiled.
See?      The possibilities are endless.
You are the statistical outlier.            It's a bit intriguing.

I think we've established the fact that you don't remember saying anything at all.
I think I can be somewhat satisfied having heard that.

Supposedly men are supposed to speak literally, while women tend to speak in tongue.

Today I did so much.          I got so much accomplished.
I must have failed at something.       I felt like a true success.

Topher P lives in the USA.
Topher thinks this country is greater than great.
On occasion, Topher refers to himself in the 3rd person.

 It’s you whom I can't figure out.
Feels like poetry, you say?